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uh oh i think i'm in labor!

th_maggie Aug 28, 2010 22:12

... LOL JUST KIDDING.

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need sleep, getting married bitches, next time i'll be more careful, thinking is hard, oops i did it again, damn it, just chillin', my bad, not the best way to go, maggie is one fierce bitch, i don't even know, pesti is maggie's dad, i have a headache, baby on board, a whale of a tale, maggie/patrick 4eva, home sweet home, well shit son, so pregnant omg, ilu patrick, lol wut, fml x10000000000, cirque du bad joke, lol dumbass, patrick is hot fyi, sober so far, didn't see this coming, being pregnant is hard, i fucked up, gurrrrrrrrrrl, omg, awkward, let's have a good time, no double rainbows for me, everybody love everybody, no triple rainbow either, ummmmmmmm, seriously, what to do, does this make me look fat

WASN'T MY FAULT THIS TIME, THOUGH. AS I WAS WALKING FROM THE NEW NURSERY (*______*) TO THE BEDROOM, MARSHALL AND POP-TART GOT INTO A LITTLE FIGHT AND STARTED CHASING EACH OTHER AROUND. RESULTING IN MY TRIPPING ON THE DOG AND HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST THE DOOR :|||||

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hot diva shit up in here, lol wut, lol dumbass, simmer down pets, not my fault this time, goodbye dignity, cirque du gtfo dog, damn it, my bad, hello kitty heals all, being pregnant is hard, didn't see this coming, i have a headache, gurrrrrrrrrrl, hello kitty is awesome, omg, this sucks, let's have a good time, home sweet home, surprise, fucking shit up, marshall and pop-tart, great just great, home alone, fml

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th_maggie Aug 01, 2010 00:38

SERIOUSLY?

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next time i'll be more careful, i'm dating a sexy bitch, pirate hookers, lol seriously, why harry why, ew, idk what to think, my bad, brb throwing up in my mouth, even my dad's house isn't safe, wtf is this right now, awkward, close the door next time, everybody love everybody, ummmmmmmm, hard to look at

STOP SPREADING THE NEWS.

th_maggie Jul 22, 2010 17:10

HARRY AND I ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED. IT'S COMPLICATED, BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

PATRICK? I MADE MY CHOICE. I'M STICKING WITH IT. END OF STORY.

ETA: WHEN YOU TRY TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT AND EVERYTHING TURNS OUT WRONG... WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT TO DO?

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patrick, my bad, maggie did a bad bad thing, sorry harry, maggie/patrick is hot, well shit son, maggie effed up again

uh oh i think i'm in labor!

DAYS WITHOUT INCIDENT: 0

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STOP SPREADING THE NEWS.